SURFER MAG SAYS, “WE DON’T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM.”

BUT, SURFER Magazine can out drink you and your sissy 240 lb. linebacker of a grandma. To prove it they are opening their own bar on the North Shore at the controversial Turtle Bay Resort.  If this goes well, they plan on taking their brand name to a DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT near you…Hooters or Surfer, The Bar?  Easy choice.