SURFER MAG SAYS, “WE DON’T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM.”
BUT, SURFER Magazine can out drink you and your sissy 240 lb. linebacker of a grandma. To prove it they are opening their own bar on the North Shore at the controversial Turtle Bay Resort. If this goes well, they plan on taking their brand name to a DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT near you…Hooters or Surfer, The Bar? Easy choice.
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